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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-12

'Republican Jesus' Magically Transforms Squirt Guns Into AR-15s at MAGA Wedding.

Forget turning water into wine; this 'Republican Jesus' turns harmless squirt guns into AR-15s, because what MAGA wedding isn't complete without a little assault rifle miracle? Conservative Christians are ditching their churches for this messiah, who also apparently cured herpes... by giving it to someone first.


<p>PALM BEACH, Fla. β€” Florida man Buck Swanson, who some have dubbed Republican Jesus, astonished the guests at his cousin&#8217;s MAGA-themed wedding... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/republican-jesus-turns-squirt-guns-into-ar-15s/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/republican-jesus-turns-squirt-guns-into-ar-15s/">Republican Jesus Turns Squirt Guns Into AR-15s</a> appeared first on <a hr...

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