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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-11

World Cup Stadiums Empty: Tourists Apparently Prefer Buc-ee's Over Global Soccer Spectacle

Apparently, the allure of a gas station convenience store with oddly pristine restrooms trumps even the global phenomenon of the World Cup. Who needs exhilarating goals when you can get a Beaver Nugget and a clean toilet?

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