Apparently, the allure of a gas station convenience store with oddly pristine restrooms trumps even the global phenomenon of the World Cup. Who needs exhilarating goals when you can get a Beaver Nugget and a clean toilet?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a2b1e5bea8746a2b1e5bea875.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — As the first World Cup matches were set to get underway this week, the stadiums were completely devoid of fans as all the people who traveled to America for the tournament were hanging out at Buc-ee's.</p>