In a stunning display of geopolitical prowess, Donald Trump has once again conquered Iran, bringing his annual war-winning streak to an astounding 27. The actual Iran remains unimpressed.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a2b0d1d3dc566a2b0d1d3dc57.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump set a new world record this week by winning the same war with Iran for the 27th time this year, shattering the previous record of one.</p>