Billionaire Musk Nears $1 Trillion, Finally Poised To Become Literal Batman
With his bank account swelling faster than a bat-signal in Gotham, Elon Musk is reportedly on the verge of having enough disposable income to finally don the cape and cowl.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a2b041143db16a2b041143db2.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>AUSTIN, TX β As the richest man in the world approaches a net worth of $1 trillion, Musk confirmed that he would soon have enough money to officially become the Batman.</p>