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humor The Onion 2026-06-11

Noah Kahan's Tour Halted as Singer Refuses to Descend from Tree.

Singer Noah Kahan has brought his tour to a standstill by refusing to come down from a tree, presumably contemplating the profound mysteries of foliage. Roadies are reportedly considering a giant acorn.

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