Parents can now micromanage their teens' exposure to graphic descriptions of food poisoning. Because nothing says 'childhood development' like curated content on listeria and norovirus.

<p>CLAYMONT, DE—As part of its effort to make the popular consumer-led food safety platform kid-friendly and provide parents with tools for oversight, IWasPoisoned.com announced Friday that it was now offering teen accounts. “Starting today, new restrictions have been placed on the accounts of IWasPoisoned.com users under the age of 18, who will now need permission to [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/iwaspoisoned-com-introduces-new-teen-accounts/">IWasPoisoned.com Introduc...