In a bold move, the New York Mets are sending their mascot, Mr. Met, to the Amazon to spread the gospel of baseball to uncontacted tribes. Let's hope they don't already have a favorite NL East team.

<p>NEW YORK—Touting the initiative as a way to “bring love for the Orange and Blue to the places that need it most,” the New York Mets front office announced Thursday that franchise mascot Mr. Met had embarked on a missionary trip to the Amazon rainforest to spread Mets fandom to the region’s uncontacted tribes. “As we [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/mr-met-embarks-on-missionary-trip-to-spread-mets-fandom-to-uncontacted-amazon-tribes/">Mr. Met Embarks On Missionary Trip T...