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humor The Onion 2026-06-11

Taylor Swift Cuts Travis Kelce's Wedding Trampoline Wishlist from 13 to 'One, Maybe Three'.

Taylor Swift, ever the pragmatist, has advised fiancé Travis Kelce to scale back his wedding registry's trampoline collection. Apparently, '13 trampolines' is a bit much, even if it *is* his favorite number.


<p>LEAWOOD, KS—Remarking that it seemed “a tad excessive” to own more than a dozen of the recreational bouncing devices, pop star Taylor Swift reportedly urged fiancé Travis Kelce on Thursday to whittle down the number of trampolines on their wedding registry to one. “That’s a lot of trampolines, babe, and you can really only bounce on [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-urges-travis-kelce-to-whittle-down-trampolines-on-registry-to-one/">Taylor Swift Urges Travis...

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