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humor The Onion 2026-06-11

White House Hosts UFC Fight; Numbers Suggest More Lions Than Logic

The White House is trading diplomacy for octagon dust, with Trump's 80th birthday coinciding with UFC Freedom 250. With lions on standby and future Supreme Court justices in the ring, it's just another Tuesday.


<p>On Sunday, the same day as President Trump’s 80th birthday, the White House will host UFC Freedom 250 on the South Lawn. The Onion takes a look at the key facts and figures behind the unprecedented mixed martial arts event. $1.2 million Cost of restoring Thomas Jefferson’s original Octagon 5 Drinks before shirtless Pete Hegseth [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/the-white-house-ufc-fight-by-the-numbers/">The White House UFC Fight By The Numbers</a> appeared first on <a hr...

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