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Guide for 'Gammons': How to Survive Women Presenting the World Cup

For those whose delicate sensibilities are shattered by 35% female World Cup presenters, fear not! This guide suggests pretending it's porn, playing a drinking game, or viewing them as a sudoku challenge. Alternatively, one could just take up rugby.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">THE World Cup is here, but traditionalists may have a problem with all the female presenters - a whole 35 per cent of the BBC’s team! Here’s how to cope with this onslaught of feminism.</span> <p><strong>THE World Cup is here, but traditionalists may have a problem with all the female presenters &#8211; a whole 35 per cent of the BBC’s team! Here’s how to cope with this onslaught of feminism.</strong></p> <p><b>Pretend it’s the start of a porn video</b></p> <p><sp...

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