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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-11

Scotland Eliminated From World Cup Before Playing: 'We Achieved Our Dream of Not Playing!'

Scotland has managed the incredible feat of being knocked out of the World Cup before their first game, a true testament to their spirit. Fans are unsurprised, as their team proudly heads home, having achieved more than they ever hoped: absolutely nothing on the pitch.

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