With no new Doctor Who adventures to analyze, legions of devoted fans are reportedly returning to their pre-2005 lifestyles of excessive clubbing and romantic pursuits. Prepare yourselves, for society is about to face the 'debauched hellraisers' who know their Zarbi from their Zodin.

<span style="font-weight: 400;">WITH no new </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">Doctor Who</span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;"> on the horizon, its most loyal fans are free to resume their notoriously hedonistic lifestyles.</span> <p><strong>WITH no new <i>Doctor Who</i> on the horizon, its most loyal fans are free to resume their notoriously hedonistic lifestyles.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The BBC’s decision to put the show on hold means its fanbase can return ...