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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-11

Randy Newman's security unleashes piano torture on unwanted houseguest

A fan, lured by Randy Newman's song about friendship, sought refuge in the singer's guest room after a rent hike. Unfortunately, Newman's definition of 'friend' apparently involves calling security and launching musical instruments.

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