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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-11

Randy Newman's security unleashes piano torture on unwanted houseguest

A fan, lured by Randy Newman's song about friendship, sought refuge in the singer's guest room after a rent hike. Unfortunately, Newman's definition of 'friend' apparently involves calling security and launching musical instruments.


<p>Sometimes in our lives we all have pain, we all have sorrow. But if we are wise, we know that there’s always... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/fucking-liar-we-showed-up-at-randy-newmans-house-trying-to-be-his-friend-and-he-called-security-on-us/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read more nonsense</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/fucking-liar-we-showed-up-at-randy-newmans-house-trying-to-be-his-friend-and-he-called-security-on-us/">Fucking Liar: We...

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