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humor Reductress 2026-06-11

Morning jog cancelled due to profound dislike of mornings and running.

A determined individual's attempt at a healthy lifestyle was immediately thwarted by an overwhelming aversion to both the concept of 'mornings' and the act of 'running.' It seems some battles are just too exhausting to even begin.

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