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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-10

Canadian Government Taps 'Girl Math' Gurus to Conquer Soaring Gas Prices.

In a bold move that's either genius or utter madness, Canada's government is consulting 'girl math' experts to tackle the fuel crisis. Perhaps they'll just convince everyone gas prices are actually a fantastic bargain.


<p>Ottawa, ON – As gas prices continue rising in Canada, the federal government is ready to try anything to solve the crisis. Could “girl math” be the answer? The viral phenomenon describes the ways in which social media users, often young women, rationalize their spending habits. But Prime Minister Mark Carney knows it’s more than [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/government-calls-in-girl-math-experts-to-bring-down-gas-prices/" rel="nofollow">Government cal...

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