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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-10

Canadian Government Taps 'Girl Math' Gurus to Conquer Soaring Gas Prices.

In a bold move that's either genius or utter madness, Canada's government is consulting 'girl math' experts to tackle the fuel crisis. Perhaps they'll just convince everyone gas prices are actually a fantastic bargain.

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