Obama: If My Son Stabbed Someone, He'd Look Like Carmelo Anthony
In a moment of profound reflection on violence and progeny, former President Obama likened a hypothetical son who commits a knife-stabbing to NBA star Carmelo Anthony. Apparently, the deep connection involves something far more serious than just a shared gene pool.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a29aabf4db0b6a29aabf4db0c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. β As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.</p>