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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-10

UK PM Starmer Pleads: 'Let's Not Argue Over Who Beheaded Whom in Ireland'

Amidst public outcry over a migrant's alleged attempted beheading, UK PM Kier Starmer has urged Ireland not to get bogged down in historical 'who did what to whom' debates. It's a delicate diplomatic dance, suggesting past grievances might be less important than avoiding further decapitation arguments.

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