Amidst public outcry over a migrant's alleged attempted beheading, UK PM Kier Starmer has urged Ireland not to get bogged down in historical 'who did what to whom' debates. It's a delicate diplomatic dance, suggesting past grievances might be less important than avoiding further decapitation arguments.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a29b08a69a436a29b08a69a44.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.</p>