Los Angeles is grappling with a monumental election dilemma: choose between a communist and, wait for it, another communist. Residents are urged to ponder this deeply significant distinction, perhaps with a coin flip.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a2978eeb18fb6a2978eeb18fc.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.</p>