Military Solves All Problems With Mildly Inconvenient Daily Sweating
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth triumphantly announced that a daily hour of light exercise has magically fixed procurement failures, sexual assault, and cost overruns. Apparently, making sailors mildly out of breath is the key to national security, proving that sweat is indeed the cure for everything.
Defense secretary cites measurable increase in sweating across force <img alt="Hegseth says half-assed daily PT has solved military's most pressing problems" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/01/1000w-1000x667--1-.webp" /><p>ARLINGTON, Va. — <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-renames-usns-harvey-milk/" rel="noreferrer">Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth</a> told lawmakers this week that an hour of daily physical traini...