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humor The Onion 2026-06-10

Unbreakable Sports Records Include Pigeon Annihilation and Jockey Consumption

Forget home runs and touchdowns, the real unbreakable records involve a pitcher exploding pigeons, a horse devouring jockeys, and a tennis match lasting 400 years thanks to a spectator with a time dilator. These are the feats that truly stand the test of time, or at least make you question it.


<p>Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/the-most-unbreakable-records-in-sports-history/">The Most Unbreakable Records In Sports History</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p class="has-text-align-left has-echo-font-size wp-block-paragraph">Despite advances in technology, train...

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