In a groundbreaking move for male wellness, Hims is now selling folders to cover up unexpected erections, because why use medication when you can just strategically place a Manila folder? It's the perfect solution for perma-wood during quarterly revenue meetings.

<p>SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you are fully engorged,” said brand representative Erica DeLeon, touting the generic [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/hims-introduces-new-line-of-folders-to-hold-in-front-of-embarrassi...