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humor The Onion 2026-06-10

Hims Offers Folders to Discreetly Hide 'Embarrassing Boners'

In a groundbreaking move for male wellness, Hims is now selling folders to cover up unexpected erections, because why use medication when you can just strategically place a Manila folder? It's the perfect solution for perma-wood during quarterly revenue meetings.

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