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humor Le Gorafi 2026-06-10

French Presidential race heats up: Your neighbor's also running, with bold policies.

Forget Macron and Le Pen, the real contender for the 2027 French presidency is Fabrice, the guy from the fourth floor who throws cigarette butts off his balcony. His platform? Banning crying babies before 8 am and bringing back the death penalty for improper couch disposal.


<p>Comme 48 % des Français, votre voisin du dessus a annoncé sa candidature à l’élection présidentielle de 2027. </p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/06/10/presidentielle-2027-quelles-sont-les-chances-de-victoire-de-votre-voisin-du-4eme/" rel="nofollow">Présidentielle 2027 &#8211; Quelles sont les chances de victoire de votre voisin du 4ème ?</a> est apparu en premier sur <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr" rel="nofollow">Le Gorafi.fr Gorafi News Network</a>.</p> <p>Fabrice Vand...

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