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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-10

Zoos deploy 412 animals to predict World Cup, hoping for Paul the Octopus fame.

Forget human pundits, the World Cup predictions are now in the paws, hooves, and tentacles of 412 zoo animals, all vying for the fame of Paul the Octopus. Highlights include a zebra claiming supreme insight and a capybara with suspiciously good odds, likely sponsored by a betting company.


ZOOKEEPERS have revealed the 412 animals who will successfully predict the results of this yearโ€™s World Cup. <p><strong>ZOOKEEPERS have revealed the 412 animals who will successfully predict the results of this yearโ€™s World Cup.</strong></p> <p>The animals hope to follow in the footsteps of 2010โ€™s Paul the Octopus in a competition pundits predict will be far more intense and interesting than the actual games.</p> <p>Wayne Hayes of London Zoo said: โ€œBrett the zebra, with the uncanny ability to se...

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