Apparently, dating Ariana Grande involves enduring 'healing chunks' with Cynthia Erivo, navigating Japanese tattoos that translate to 'joyful chopstick embolism,' and a constant fear of knocking her into a bookshelf with a mere gust of wind.

YEAH, it’s over between me, Ethan Slater the Munchkin from <em>Wicked,</em> and elfin Ariana. Honestly it’s a relief. This is what I’ve had to put with for three years. <p><strong>YEAH, it’s over between me, Ethan Slater the Munchkin from <em>Wicked,</em> and elfin Ariana. Honestly it’s a relief. This is what I’ve had to put with for three years: </strong></p> <p><strong>The gushing crap</strong></p> <p>You may have noticed that Ariana gets emotional. At first it’s cute, but it soon gets on your...