A man's carefully planned solo sexual escapade in a budget hotel was scuttled by his own disinterest, proving that even with free biscuits and porn, some nights are just not about the 'doing'.

A MAN’s attempt to treat himself to a solo sexual experience while on a business trip has foundered on his own lack of interest. <p><strong>A MAN’s attempt to treat himself to a solo sexual experience while on a business trip has foundered on his own lack of interest. </strong></p> <p>Martin Bishop checked into a Premier Inn yesterday evening, anticipating a night of flirtatious lone fantasy culminating in unhurried, languorous masturbation.</p> <p>He said: “Usually it’s what I build the evening...