Well, isn't this rich? While the tech industry hustles to get everyone glued to their screens, figures like Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, and YouTube's Neal Mohan are reportedly busy enforcing strict screen time rules on their own offspring. It seems the digital drugs they push on the masses are too potent for their own flesh and blood. Meanwhile, the surf in Todos Santos is absolutely firing, and nobody down here gives a pelican's feather about their 'do as I say, not as I code' parenting manuals.