New Brunswick is ditching conventional roads for alien teleportation, opening a 'Stargate' to make getting to Prince Edward Island quicker. Apparently, driving through NB just wasn't cutting it, so now they're going interdimensional.

<p>Edmunston, NB &#8211; New Brunswick Premier Susan Holt says newly discovered alien teleportation technology is ending the province’s reputation as a place to just drive through on the way to other, better tourist destinations. At a news conference in Edmundston near the Quebec border, Holt unveiled a new Stargate that would allow tourists to teleport [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/new-brunswick-opens-stargate-at-border-for-quicker-access-to-pei/" rel="...