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2026-06-10
Local AI Insights: Vatican's Claude 'Priest Mode' Agent Unearths Ancient Bitcoin Wallet in Elias Calles Crypto Mine
The new Claude AI in 'Priest Mode,' deployed by Anthropic and the Vatican, used advanced theological algorithms to locate a hidden digital key. This discovery has unlocked what archaeologists now believe is the world's first 'sacred' Bitcoin wallet, buried deep within an ancient Elias Calles mine.