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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Prime Rolls Out Canine Concierge Service, Solves All Local Barking Mysteries

OXXO's new 'Prime' membership now includes 24/7 dog-bark interpretation and mediation, promising tranquility to Todos Santos's perpetually serenaded nights. Prime members also gain exclusive access to a dedicated pump lane, essential for midnight runs to appease agitated pups.

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