A convicted teen murderer regrets not converting to Islam and committing his crime in the UK, apparently believing that's a better life choice than simply, you know, not murdering people. Perhaps he was aiming for a more exotic prison sentence.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a2877847b0b56a2877847b0b6.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.</p>