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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-09

Teen Murderer Wishes He'd Stabbed Someone Abroad: Because, Islam?

A convicted teen murderer regrets not converting to Islam and committing his crime in the UK, apparently believing that's a better life choice than simply, you know, not murdering people. Perhaps he was aiming for a more exotic prison sentence.

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