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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-09

Nation Stunned: Unprovoked Heart-Stabbing Now Apparently Illegal

Breaking news: A jury has decided that randomly stabbing people in the heart is, shockingy, not a great idea. The nation collectively gasps, wondering what other outrageous behaviors might be frowned upon next.

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