California officials are positively beaming, having achieved an unprecedented 250% voter turnout. It seems more phantom votes materialized than actual people showed up to cast their ballot, a true testament to civic engagement!

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a28556785c146a28556785c15.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state's primaries, proudly reporting voter turnout of 250%.</p>