California's Ballot Box Overflow: 250% Turnout Proves Democracy Works (Somehow?)
California officials are positively beaming, having achieved an unprecedented 250% voter turnout. It seems more phantom votes materialized than actual people showed up to cast their ballot, a true testament to civic engagement!
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a28556785c146a28556785c15.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA β Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state's primaries, proudly reporting voter turnout of 250%.</p>