McDonald's has declared the Big Mac a luxury item, now priced at 'market rate.' Apparently, the only thing more alarming than the economy is the prospect of paying extra for a burger.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a284af3231d76a284af3231d8.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CHICAGO, IL — The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed on Tuesday that America may be heading into a major economic depression following the announcement by the McDonald's Corporation that Big Macs will now be listed at "market price."</p>