In a stunning twist of fate, Americans have discovered that attacking Iran has somehow improved their lives immeasurably. Who knew foreign conflict was the secret to domestic bliss?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a28526b1e8746a28526b1e875.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Americans reported being absolutely staggered by how much better their lives have become since the U.S. went to war with Iran.</p>