Los Angeles is warning FIFA that tallying up goals from the World Cup might take a while, possibly longer than the games themselves. One can only assume their abacus is currently on strike.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a283d42ede756a283d42ede76.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA — With several World Cup matches scheduled to be played at SoFi Stadium, Los Angeles officials warned FIFA that it could take several weeks to tally up the goals for each match.</p>