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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-09

LA Officials: World Cup Goal Counting May Require Eternity (or a Nap)

Los Angeles is warning FIFA that tallying up goals from the World Cup might take a while, possibly longer than the games themselves. One can only assume their abacus is currently on strike.

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