Our fearless leader bravely faced down a journalist seemingly possessed by the spirit of a rabid animal, proving once again that truth is mightier than saliva.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a282f3f862376a282f3f86238.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>EAU CLAIRE, WI — In a frightening encounter during his trip to Wisconsin, President Donald Trump narrowly avoided being bitten by a rabid Kristen Welker.</p>