In a truly baffling report, it seems that attempted beheadings are now considered as mundane as queuing for a bus in 'Third World Britain.' Nothing to see here, folks, just another Tuesday morning condiment application!

<p>BELFAST - Northern Ireland - Beheading in third-world Britain is now a normalised cultural activity that is nothing to be concerned about in any way.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66981-just-another-attempted-beheading-in-third-world-britain.html">Just Another Attempted Beheading in Third World Britain</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>