This noble steed works his hooves to the bone, carrying humans and moving heavy things, yet all he dreams of is cake. He's observed human children get cake for simply existing, and frankly, he's had enough. It's time for equitable dessert distribution!

<p>Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/i-work-very-hard-and-i-would-like-to-try-cake/">I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragrap...