This week's horoscope hilariously redefines political alignment, suggesting that Leo's newfound Catholicism and anti-abortion stance have suddenly made them champions of the left. Meanwhile, Aries is warned that too much phone time might be making them silly – a truly groundbreaking astrological insight.

<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="332" src="https://emtstatic.com/2017/05/horoscopos-600x332.jpg" width="600" /></figure>Aries Igual pasar tanto tiempo viendo tonterías en el móvil te está volviendo tonto. Tauro Va a empezar el Mundial, gran oportunidad para ver a más ricos rezando a Dios. Géminis No olvides meter agua en la nevera para que tu pareja se la beba toda y no la vuelva a reponer. Cáncer Eres la [&#8230;]