In a truly groundbreaking display of athletic prowess, England's cricket captain and a rugby player resorted to fisticuffs to determine which sport is the absolute pits. Apparently, even their fans don't understand the rules, making it the perfect excuse for all-day drinking.

THE captain of England’s cricket team and a Saracens rugby player came to blows in an argument about whose is the shittest sport, it has emerged. <p><strong>THE captain of England’s cricket team and a Saracens rugby player came to blows in an argument about whose is the shittest sport, it has emerged. </strong></p> <p>England cricket captain Ben Stokes, pace bowler Gus Atkinson and an unnamed Saracens player fought in a nightclub after Stokes asserted his is the least popular and least watched s...