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humor De Speld 2026-06-09

Train Traveler Lugs Fiber Optic Cable for Faster Commute, Because Wi-Fi is for Peasants.

In a bold move for superior internet, Friso now hauls a massive roll of fiber optic cable onto his daily train commute, because apparently, 2026's public transport Wi-Fi is still a joke. He proudly claims this allows him to work more and get home a whole ten minutes earlier. Who needs efficient infrastructure when you have a personal internet lifeline?

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