Elvis Impersonator Disappointingly Dies in a Totally Normal Way, Widow Laments Missed Toilet Death
An Elvis impersonator, James Britton, has shuffled off this mortal coil in a decidedly un-King-like fashion, much to his widow's dismay. She had hoped he'd follow The King's path to the great beyond via a drug-fueled toilet incident, not just a mundane death in bed.
<p>MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local Elvis impersonator James Britton reportedly passed away in a completely normal way, confirmed sources.  “You know he spent... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/elvis-impersonator-disappointingly-dies-in-a-totally-normal-way/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/elvis-impersonator-disappointingly-dies-in-a-totally-normal-way/">Elvis Impersonator Disappointingly Dies in a Tot...