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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-09

Phoebe Waller-Bridge Heralds New Era: Jane Bond Will Break Fourth Wall, Die Dramatically

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is set to embody Jane Bond, bringing her signature witty neuroses and fourth-wall breaks to the franchise. Her vision includes Bond spectacularly failing, getting drunk, and perhaps a truly groundbreaking laser scene involving cystitis jokes.


GOSH, this is just such amazing news, isnโ€™t it? Iโ€™m the new James Bond! Me, the posh <em>Fleabag</em> woman! And I've got some brilliant ideas for the script! <p><strong>GOSH, this is just such amazing news, isnโ€™t it? Iโ€™m the new James Bond! Me, the posh <em>Fleabag</em> woman! And I&#8217;ve got some brilliant ideas for the script!</strong></p> <p>But first let me say what an honour this is. Iโ€™ve never watched a Bond film, or read the books, but I know Pierce Brosnan from <em>Mamma Mia</em> did...

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