Journalists descend upon a UK by-election, only to find that the locals they're interviewing are less concerned with fiscal policy and more with the price of Freddos. Apparently, the 'will of the people' sounds remarkably like a confused bloke outside Greggs holding a suspicious dog.

THE Makerfield by-election campaign means that once again, the UK is being forcibly exposed to the political opinions of bewildered troglodytes. <p><strong>THE Makerfield by-election campaign means that once again, the UK is being forcibly exposed to the political opinions of bewildered troglodytes. </strong></p> <p>As broadcasters stake out every corner of the constituency, residents who only popped out for a Twix are expressing their confused views on National Insurance thresholds for a judgme...