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humor The Onion 2026-06-09

Trump demands Jalen Brunson wear a suit to NBA game, citing 'no class' and visible knees.

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Donald Trump decided the NBA finals needed his fashion commentary, demanding Jalen Brunson ditch the basketball uniform for a suit. Apparently, the sight of a grown man's knees is a national security threat.


<p>NEW YORK—Growing increasingly indignant with each passing possession, President Donald Trump reportedly spent the first quarter of Monday’s Game 3 of the NBA Finals angrily demanding that Knicks guard Jalen Brunson put on a suit. “You’re telling me this guy is supposed to be the star, yet he goes out on the court wearing, what, [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-angrily-demands-jalen-brunson-put-on-suit/">Trump Angrily Demands Jalen Brunson Put On Suit</a> appeared ...

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