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humor The Onion 2026-06-09

Trump demands Jalen Brunson wear a suit to NBA game, citing 'no class' and visible knees.

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Donald Trump decided the NBA finals needed his fashion commentary, demanding Jalen Brunson ditch the basketball uniform for a suit. Apparently, the sight of a grown man's knees is a national security threat.

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