In a stunning electoral upset, Spencer Pratt has achieved a voting record previously thought impossible, surpassing even the most pessimistic predictions. Apparently, the people have spoken... very, very negatively.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a26e10f82da36a26e10f82da4.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA — After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate Spencer Pratt was now sitting at negative one billion votes.</p>