Young Adrian is having a follicularly-challenged morning, lamenting that his 'do' isn't quite hitting the cruciferous mark. Perhaps a nature documentary is in order.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a26f31520a756a26f31520a76.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>HOUSTON, TX — Taking stock of himself in the mirror this morning, local teenager Adrian Larson became deeply concerned that his hair does not look enough like a head of broccoli.</p>