Scientists have successfully transplanted pig foreskin onto a circumcised man, offering hope for 'terminally circumcised' individuals. Sadly, the new appendage only lasted 93 days, proving some things are better left au naturel.

<p>NEW YORK—Calling the breakthrough a significant step forward in xenotransplantation, New York University doctors confirmed Monday they had successfully transplanted a pig foreskin onto a circumcised human. “This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for circumcised patients in desperate need of working foreskin,” lead surgeon Robert Langford said of the procedure [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/scientists-successfully-transplant-...