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humor Duffel Blog 2026-06-08

Army Platoon Wiped Out By Missile After Standing In Formation

In a stunning display of military logic, an entire platoon met their maker by forming up right after a missile strike. Apparently, 'the Army way' of counting heads involves becoming one with the dust.


Leaders reportedly determined standing shoulder-to-shoulder in the open was β€œthe Army way” <img alt="Entire platoon killed by missile while conducting accountability formation after previous missile" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/05/Screenshot-2026-05-13-at-4.54.16---PM.png" /><p>AL-TANF GARRISON, Syria &#x2014; An entire <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/army-2ndlt-leads-platoon-five-kilometers-without-getting-lost-awarded-medal...

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