Turns out RFK Jr. milk is not a health elixir, but a gastrointestinal nightmare. Who knew milk produced by a politician's body could cause such... a reaction?

<p>WASHINGTON—In what experts are already calling one of the worst outbreaks of foodborne illness in decades, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration issued an urgent recall Tuesday for 40,000 gallons of RFK Jr. milk. The recall, which covers all milk produced by the body of Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., was [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-40000-gallons-of-rfk-jr-milk/">FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk</a> appeared first on...