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humor The Onion 2026-06-08

FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk After Digestive Mayhem

Turns out RFK Jr. milk is not a health elixir, but a gastrointestinal nightmare. Who knew milk produced by a politician's body could cause such... a reaction?

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